{"id":221,"date":"2011-10-18T15:19:17","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T15:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/?p=221"},"modified":"2011-10-18T15:19:17","modified_gmt":"2011-10-18T15:19:17","slug":"my-kingdom-for-a-slice-of-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/18\/my-kingdom-for-a-slice-of-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"My Kingdom For A Slice Of Toast!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true&#8230; I started a new lifestyle yesterday and I have been pissing my brains out!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a low carbohydrate regimen to kick-start my metabolism that has seemingly disappeared after I hit 30 years old!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>WANTED: 21 YR OLD&#8217;S METABOLISM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As I sit here shaking my leg in anticipation of yet another bathroom run (4th time and I&#8217;m only counting since I got into the office) I think to myself, &#8220;this is worth it.&#8221; I don&#8217;t say that to myself because I don&#8217;t believe it and I&#8217;m trying to convince myself, I say it because it&#8217;s true. There has never been a more truer statement since I met my two little angels.<\/p>\n<p>I can hear my <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/conceding-is-not-failing-in-fact-ive-hit-the-jackpot\/\" target=\"_blank\">wife<\/a><\/span> now, &#8220;Angels? ANGELS?&#8221; Yes, my two little angels! I <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/here-i-go-again-thinking\/\" target=\"_blank\">love<\/a><\/span> them more that <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/here-i-go-again-thinking\/\" target=\"_blank\">life<\/a><\/span> itself.<\/p>\n<p>What the hell am I trying to say? I have no fucking clue.<\/p>\n<p>Take this as a warning if you will, I will be blogging until I&#8217;m sick of doing it. It will happen don&#8217;t worry.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: 5px solid black; margin: 5px;\" title=\"crazyface\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dangerouscreation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/crazyface.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"211\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You will be subjected to the torturous thoughts of Chuck Sankey by your own hand. I&#8217;m not forcing anyone to read this trash, so back off!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, what I wouldn&#8217;t give for a piece of toast!<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sankinator.com%2Fblog%2F2011%2F10%2F18%2Fmy-kingdom-for-a-slice-of-toast%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true&#8230; I started a new lifestyle yesterday and I have been pissing my brains out! It&#8217;s a low carbohydrate regimen to kick-start my metabolism that has seemingly disappeared after I hit 30 years old! WANTED: 21 YR OLD&#8217;S METABOLISM As I sit here shaking my leg in anticipation of yet another bathroom run (4th [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":227,"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions\/227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}