{"id":241,"date":"2011-10-20T11:21:21","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T11:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/?p=241"},"modified":"2011-10-20T11:22:35","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T11:22:35","slug":"there-is-no-good-title-for-this-so-this-is-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/20\/there-is-no-good-title-for-this-so-this-is-it\/","title":{"rendered":"There Is No Good Title For This… So This Is It"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, not only am I that “big fat<\/a><\/span> guy”, I’m also, as of today, another friggin’ year older! WTF! It never ends.<\/p>\n

Things that chap my ass and make it pucker, sometimes to the point<\/a><\/span> of squeaking, just keep coming!<\/p>\n

life<\/a><\/span> is a never ending conveyer belt of woes. Though, every once in a while, those gifts<\/a><\/span> from God, sometimes little and sometimes big (like boobs<\/a><\/span>!) come along making it all worth while.<\/p>\n

I have no real words of wisdom to offer that have culminated from my 24 years of experience on this planet.<\/p>\n

No asshole, that’s not a typo, you read it right.<\/p>\n

In an effort to desperately recapture my vanished youth, I have decided for this year and next to reverse the numbers in my age. It only works a few times a decade and I’m taking advantage of it! How pitiful you say? It’s my life MF’er!<\/p>\n

I really don’t have much to offer this morning other than a short list of the things I truly enjoy as I get older:<\/p>\n

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  1. My babies! (times infinity)\"\"<\/li>\n
  2. The company of my wife<\/a><\/span> (carnally and otherwise)<\/li>\n
  3. Writing<\/li>\n
  4. Reading<\/li>\n
  5. Watching hockey (GO SABRES!)<\/li>\n
  6. A healthy bowel movement<\/li>\n
  7. Fantasizing about younger women!<\/li>\n
  8. Boobs!<\/li>\n
  9. The fact that the older I get, the easier it is to speak my mind and have it attributed to old age and psychosis.<\/li>\n
  10. Picking on my lovely wife!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Yes, I tend to speak what’s on my mind, sometimes with some backlash and that’s ok too. [wisdom –><\/strong>] Life is way too damn short to censor yourself all the time! I say things most people think about and are afraid to say, pussies!<\/p>\n

    Please enjoy my day, even if I don’t!<\/p>\n