{"id":537,"date":"2012-01-16T20:58:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T20:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/?p=537"},"modified":"2012-01-16T20:58:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T20:58:42","slug":"a-blast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/16\/a-blast\/","title":{"rendered":"A Blast&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello all ya&#8217;ll&#8230; I&#8217;ve decided, from time to time, I&#8217;m going to post a blog entry from the past for your entertainment&#8230; today&#8217;s entry is from a year ago (and from another blog)&#8230; enjoy.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h1>A Day That Will Live in Infamy!<\/h1>\n<p>by fatmandiary on <abbr title=\"2011-01-03\">January 3, 2011<\/abbr><\/p>\n<p>I will re-quote the title \u201cA Day that Will Live in Infamy\u201d, it will   be, at least for my <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/23\/the-fatmandiary-series-ii\/\" target=\"_blank\">fat<\/a><\/span> it will be. I will pummel the pounds, forsake   the fat, <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/01\/one-of-lifes-defining-moments\/\" target=\"_blank\">battle<\/a><\/span> the bulge and beat the blubber! I will not stop until I   have won the war on my fat!<\/p>\n<p>The battle will rage until I\u2019ve dropped at least 100 lbs. That\u2019s   right folks, you read it right, My goal is to lose 100 lbs. of Chuck.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I quit smoking and the pounds seemed to come overnight. I   replaced the smoking with eating and drinking and have figured out that   this is a related struggle with quitting smoking. The collateral damage   so to speak. Time to face it!<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it\u2026 wait\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>I weighed in at a whopping whale-ish 301.8 lbs this morning. Holy whale shit! 300 effing pounds! WTF!<\/p>\n<p>I am literally 2 people!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: Yo, Chick Wings!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>CW: What\u2019s shakin\u2019 my brother from another mother?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: I\u2019m gonna kill you!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>CW: Wha\u2026 why?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: This is your fault! I\u2019m friggin&#8217; huge because I&#8217;ve listened to you!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>CW: My fault? As if! You have no will power! No one forced you to eat   10 wings in one sitting. Go look in the mirror fat ass! It\u2019s your own   fault. Try a little PC!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: PC? Political Correctness?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>CW: No you dumb shit, Portion Control! I think the fat has gone to your brain!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: Small portions and only every once in a while?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>CW: As in 2 or 3 baby, you don\u2019t have to evict me from your menu completely, baby.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: Phew! I still <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/here-i-go-again-thinking\/\" target=\"_blank\">love<\/a><\/span> you!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been jamming the <span class='bm_keywordlink'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/17\/sankinator-brings-you-the-fatmandiary-series-i\/\" target=\"_blank\">fatty<\/a><\/span>, salty, high carbohydrate, high   cholesterol foods in mouth as fast and as much as I could. Those silly   ass days are over!<\/p>\n<p>Today I walked! Tomorrow I will walk and I will continue to walk the fat off.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>CW: Be brave! You can do this!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Me: Thanks, I will!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cheers!<\/p>\n<p>~FatSankey<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sankinator.com%2Fblog%2F2012%2F01%2F16%2Fa-blast%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello all ya&#8217;ll&#8230; I&#8217;ve decided, from time to time, I&#8217;m going to post a blog entry from the past for your entertainment&#8230; today&#8217;s entry is from a year ago (and from another blog)&#8230; enjoy. 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