{"id":585,"date":"2012-01-23T15:54:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T15:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/?p=585"},"modified":"2012-01-23T15:54:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T15:54:47","slug":"the-fatmandiary-series-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sankinator.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/23\/the-fatmandiary-series-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"The FatManDiary Series [ii]"},"content":{"rendered":"

The games shall begin Monday! The psychological <\/a><\/span>gridiron to getting healthy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

by fatmandiary on October 29, 2010<\/abbr><\/p>\n

My fatness has begun to wage war with my mind. It\u2019s a psychological battle<\/a><\/span> that will be fought on the grill, in the fridge and at local restaurants. The strategy will be played out on the treadmill, at the grocery market and the couch.<\/p>\n

Counter attacks of fiber and smaller portions at meal times will stupefy the enemy! fight<\/a><\/span>, fight, fight!<\/p>\n

The plate will be the \u201cface\u201d of the battleground however, other conflicts will arise near local fast food joints. It will be fought day and night without rest.<\/p>\n

The war won\u2019t be won with one gargantuan blow rather, it will be won over a period of time with each small conflict resolution.<\/p>\n

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

~Winston Churchill<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I have to try and build myself up for this undertaking at every turn. I will not fail!<\/p>\n

Oh for Christ\u2019s sake! Who am I kidding? I\u2019ll do the best I can.<\/p>\n

CW: Nice to see you again.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: Not really, go away.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

CW: Come on, have a little taste\u2026 you know you want to.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: No, go away. You are greasy fat<\/a><\/span> and no good for me.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

CW: I\u2019m soooo saucy for you! [bedroom voice]<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: No\u2026 no\u2026 well\u2026 maybe a little nibble\u2026 just a little\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

CW: [Milton Berle laugh from Micheal Jackson’s Thriller]<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: Oh my GAWD, you\u2019re sooooo good!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

CW: Mmmmmm!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: I can\u2019t get enough!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

CW: Don\u2019t worry, there are 10 of us big, fat juicy chicken wings waiting for you!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And then I wake up! WTF!<\/p>\n

I know I can, I know I can!<\/p>\n

~FatSankey<\/p><\/blockquote>\n