A Blast…

by Sankinator on January 16, 2012

Hello all ya’ll… I’ve decided, from time to time, I’m going to post a blog entry from the past for your entertainment… today’s entry is from a year ago (and from another blog)… enjoy.

A Day That Will Live in Infamy!

by fatmandiary on January 3, 2011

I will re-quote the title “A Day that Will Live in Infamy”, it will be, at least for my fat it will be. I will pummel the pounds, forsake the fat, battle the bulge and beat the blubber! I will not stop until I have won the war on my fat!

The battle will rage until I’ve dropped at least 100 lbs. That’s right folks, you read it right, My goal is to lose 100 lbs. of Chuck.

Yes, I quit smoking and the pounds seemed to come overnight. I replaced the smoking with eating and drinking and have figured out that this is a related struggle with quitting smoking. The collateral damage so to speak. Time to face it!

Wait for it… wait….

I weighed in at a whopping whale-ish 301.8 lbs this morning. Holy whale shit! 300 effing pounds! WTF!

I am literally 2 people!

Me: Yo, Chick Wings!

CW: What’s shakin’ my brother from another mother?

Me: I’m gonna kill you!

CW: Wha… why?

Me: This is your fault! I’m friggin’ huge because I’ve listened to you!

CW: My fault? As if! You have no will power! No one forced you to eat 10 wings in one sitting. Go look in the mirror fat ass! It’s your own fault. Try a little PC!

Me: PC? Political Correctness?

CW: No you dumb shit, Portion Control! I think the fat has gone to your brain!

Me: Small portions and only every once in a while?

CW: As in 2 or 3 baby, you don’t have to evict me from your menu completely, baby.

Me: Phew! I still love you!

I’ve been jamming the fatty, salty, high carbohydrate, high cholesterol foods in mouth as fast and as much as I could. Those silly ass days are over!

Today I walked! Tomorrow I will walk and I will continue to walk the fat off.

CW: Be brave! You can do this!

Me: Thanks, I will!

Cheers!

~FatSankey

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